To motivate myself to do my holiday assignment.
I'll have Mega macs + McFlurry + Cheesefries for every homework completed.
Are you up to it, Michelle?

Anyway, I've white little spots on my fingernails and whenever I hit the showers, in less than 5mins my fingers will wrinkle.
EW?!?!?!

So, I thought I should pay google.com a visit to investigate.
How? Do I sound like Sherlock Holmes?

If you notice white spots, also known as leukonychia, on your nails, they unlikely to have been caused by a vitamin or mineral deficiency. In a few cases, white spots on fingernails can indicate an underlying infection, but much more commonly, they are the result of injury.

Some of the common myths associated with white spots on fingernails claim they are the result of a calcium deficiency or eating too much mayonnaise. While these white spots may be the result of a zinc deficiency, it is likely that other signs of zinc deficiency, such as hair loss or a slow immune system, would be present as well. Occasionally, a few white spots on fingernails may indicate an allergic reaction to a product used on the nail, such as nail polish, hardener, or polish remover.

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-causes-white-spots-on-fingernails.htm

That's.... bullshit.
I dont remember getting my fingers injured.
So it's caused by vitamin/ mineral deficiency?
I eat meat, I eat my fruits like a good kid. Except the fact that I dont eat my greens.

Calcium deficiency? I thought I like cheese!
Zinc deficiency?
FUCK, WHAT FOOD CONTAINS ZINC?

Okay, I'm dying soon if Jor doesnt reply me on MSN.
I need zinc and er... veges. Oi I had subway today, and there was tomato slices, cucumber and lettuce or was it cabbage? I dont know.
That stupid cheebye guy added tomato slices without asking.

Back to topic, -waves hand-
Why my fingers will start wrinkling in less than 5mins in water?
DO I HAVE SKIN CANCER?
I NEED A DOCTOR.