Browsed thru a list of anime and started clicking randomly, so now I'm waching Bokura ga Ita.

Teacher: Can you rephrase the sentence, "wanted to make friends with her" ?
Yano: I wanted to make love with her
Teacher: Well, grammatically it isnt wrong but can you rephrase it again?
Yano: Fuck her

Money's running low these days, low low low...
I must keep the card away, -tahan-