Sian school tomorrow... in fact less than 12h. Okok we all know that

Hi hi please help me think of some wacky lines for an advertisement tag for my blog.
Best suggestion get to win a pair of tickets to Mexico
ARGH PLEASE AND THANKS!!!!!!!

OKOK I AM NOT SIAN ALREADY!! Manhattan portage here i come!!!!
Meanwhile, I think it's time for the yeeros to go. Sayonara!!!

OH ANYWAY, Cheryl was complaining about RP and NYP extending a week holiday, then the next day?? -Teacher rings up- YOU HAVE NO SCHOOL CHERYL FOR A FUCKING WEEK!!!

When's my turn?!