Makes me wanna die of overeating Takoyaki

What shit!! My lips kinda "over-stretch" when I was eating. Maybe one day I will look like Joker, just maybe.
The old man's already warning me to watch what I eat cuz he's afraid that I might become as fat as his wife also known as my mom.
But that's okay! I should be able to lose some weight after wednesday, my big day.
I was so scared when the nurse told me that I have to remove the stitches at TPY after the operation. Lin neow hia!! I never had stitches before in my whole life. Mainly because I dont do dangerous stuffs like those stupid kids who always climb on top of the playground roof and fall to their death.

Stupid kid: -Crying for mother-
-Ambulance arrives-
Doctor: I'm afraid, mam, your son needs 20stitches on the chin and he broke his leg

See! This is what you get for acting smart.