You know I now not fast but very furious!!!
There's this fucker who wants me to go all the way to Pasir ris to collect the camera.
When I offered to pay him to come here + by postage. HE FUCKING CB MAN!!

I'm going to finish English compre + summary by today!! I dont care!! By hook or by crook. Do I sound very hardworking? BECAUSE I AM.

Haha, found this really old joke...
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my bank, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.